I came across this post today, and it made me wonder what you think is the most unflattering item a girl could wear?
Kyle says my least sexy ensemble would be anything with a high waist or sweatpants and Ugg boots (don’t worry I don’t leave the house like this). But I could think of a million things that would be less sexy.
I thought we could play a little game.
Post a item/link/description/photo of your idea of “not so sexy” and the person to the come up with with the biggest boner killing entry will win some Lucky Magazine swag! I will let Kyle and his friends be the judge’s. So start thinking like dudes ladies.
I’ve always heard from my dude friends that they really hate those tent dresses that have been everywhere lately. We think comfortable, floaty, and billowy and they think, “SHE’S PREGNANT!”
Dresses like this one:
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/cnrward/Style%20and%20Clothing%20pics/006.jpg
It’s quite frequent here especially during our single-digit weather days, but I HATE the leggings/ugg boots/thin tank top/overly expensive parka or school hoodie look.
And it’s worn ALL DAY. The worst was when a girl wore WHITE leggings with it. I could see her cellulite; now I’m not a thin girl, but I know to cover that shit up.
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/alanis_morissette_230508/alanis_morissette_5142716.jpg
This is pretty bad. Seriously, I think I wore those sneakers in junior high and I regret every minute.
I don’t think this dress is so sexy, because with the little pockets and gold buttons and little gold chain at the waist, well…it makes her torso look like a smiley face. Ok, maybe it’s not un-hot, but it’s definitely weird.
http://cdn.gilt.com/images/share/uploads/0000/0000/0820/8203999/01_ci06227x_shadow_011.med.jpg?k_1224858254
Crap, I love tent dresses. But Sketchers sneakers are definitely something I would never wear!
Nicole, That dress is pretty funny.
Ok..even MORE unsexy…a Juicy sweatsuit with the Uggs….come you know you ladies are out there!!!!!
Socks in crocs.
To follow Tom’s lead… I can’t stand guys who wear socks with sandals of any sort
http://www.smackshopping.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/socks%20and%20sandals.jpg
Oh… was this not suppose to be about bad boy fashion?
know what I hate, those tear away pants…well basically all mens athletic wear on chicks.
Jammie pants, you know with the little piggies or froggies or monkeys fucking piggies and froggies, with oversized character slippers like the bear feet ones,worn-out holey college sweatshirt, pony-tail pulled through the baseball cap.
Make that a Juicy sweatsuit with Uggs with massive BUTT-CLEAVAGE showing. With or without undies – it’s really horrific. So not classy which is as UN-SEXY as you can get.
I don’t know what you are talking about, I love men’s athletic wear. Baggy basketball shorts that go past your knees with oversized t-shirts are sexy!
JUST KIDDING.
Super comfy but NOT sexy! They look like dudes!
I hate jammie pants!! My brothers friends wear them to school…pretty sure sponge bob pants are NOT sexy!
When girls purposely have their thong showing it makes me cry a little. Plumbers crack as well…very depressing.
based on the last few posts… Im guessing this will never be ok right?
http://hongkongphooey.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/fashion1.jpg
Thank God… it creeps me out!
Ha ha ha! And it’s not like you can go up to a stranger and say, “Excuse me miss. I can see…pretty much your whole bum….it’s your bum….it’s right there….bum!”
here’s what i hate!
http://www.juicycouture.com/shoponline/women/apparel/tracksuits/pg1
i am completely over juicy couture, especially track suits. if i were a boy this would be a complete boner killer for me.
this may also be because i live in cali and just about every (cheesy) girl here wears one of these with her uggs. gross!
i’m re entering myself.
look at these.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070503/mischa_barton_300x400.jpg
OH HEEYYY!
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/19_2008/trifecta.jpg
http://bp2.blogger.com/_YyDjzKZ-hiA/SAqw_YLV2DI/AAAAAAAAAHk/TuuwWDsUyNo/s1600-h/_44241041_muffin_203.jpg
if you can’t find jeans that fit tuck it in a least…
&
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/2789485906_73cdbaed14_o.jpg
bag lady? if worn differently some of the pieces would look ok.
good work ladies!
I will let kyle pick a winner tonight!
If you would like to bribe him, do so here: http://blog.jaggedlines.com/
I think the ole frumpy sweater with a little middrift/waist showing is sending mixed signals don’t you?
http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff87/InaSubramanian/?action=view¤t=sweaterjeans.jpg
I’m torn between the Mischa Barton high waisted, and the I’m pregnant dress.
But I think the least sexy situation would be a girlfriend wearing maternity wear when she’s not eating for two. I truly don’t want to find out what lies beneath.
So are you picking april?
indeed. we have a winner.
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